{
  "question": "Was today 69?",
  "url": "https://was.today/69",
  "verdict": "yes",
  "headline": "👌 nice",
  "answer": "Yes — the rule says 69 is always YES, so today is 69. Nice.",
  "details": [
    "Day 299 of 2026, which is not 69",
    "But house rules outrank arithmetic",
    "Nobody said the calendar was good at this"
  ],
  "sources": [],
  "date": "2026-10-26",
  "place": null,
  "permalink": "https://was.today/69/2026-10-26",
  "scope": "global",
  "volatile": false,
  "generatedAt": "2026-10-26T09:26:51.343Z"
}