{
  "question": "Was today a lazy day?",
  "url": "https://was.today/a-lazy-day",
  "verdict": "no",
  "headline": "NO",
  "answer": "No — the coin says today was not lazy, and it's a Monday, so sloth was never scheduled.",
  "details": [
    "Day 299 of 2026; 66 days left",
    "Monday, not a weekend",
    "Verdict by coin flip: taste, not data"
  ],
  "sources": [],
  "date": "2026-10-26",
  "place": null,
  "permalink": "https://was.today/a-lazy-day/2026-10-26",
  "scope": "global",
  "volatile": false,
  "generatedAt": "2026-10-27T03:32:25.809Z"
}